A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked over the menu Grilled Tourist 500 Broiled Missionary 1000 Fried Explorer 1500 Baked Politician 10000 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked Why such a high price for politicians The cook replied Have you ever tried to clean one They are so full of
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Wildone2
This is kind of wild If you type g and the letters turn UV ITH RY T I weird fist pump
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Wildone2
When your name is in a math o ge o T s Yoo MR s YRVV Yol I class stares at you u S bv WP Thats right bitches bought 60 watermelons
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Wildone2
Look at him filming me Roar dumbass youre about to be my dinner
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Wildone2
How your girlfriend looks at you when youre telling her avery interesting story that involves another girl
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Zoe ZZZ
My girlfriend invited me to her house where found her sister alone So sat their waiting for my girlfriend while her unbelievably sexy sister was sitting their with me A few moments go by then she comes up next to me and whispers in my ear we should have sex before my sister comes home immediately got up and turned around to walk to my car found my girlfriend standing by the door at which point she
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