A distressed but attractive woman stands at the edge of a cliff trying to get up the nerve to jump A passing hobo stops and says Since youre about to kill yourself anyway would you mind if we had sex first The woman replies Get away from me you sicko The bum turns to leave and mutters Fine Ill just go wait at the bottom I could only send this to my most seriously twisted friends You made the cut
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Who put that sign up Mcuonalgs THINK ILL PASS
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When 3 people have sex its called a THREESOME When 2 people have sex its called a TWOSOME Now understand why they call you HANDSOME
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A GOOD WOMAN WILL MAKE YOU A SANDWICH b A GREAT WOMAN WILL BLOW YOU WHILE YOU EAT IT
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