A man and his wife are sound asleep in bed when the phone rings The man picks up listens for a second and says How the hell would I know you idiot Im not a weatherman before slamming down the receiver Who was that asks his wife Wrong number It was some jerk asking if the coast was clear
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Gaie Houston
Come onto MY moon destroy MY constructs call ME nothing
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Nicholas B hoechiin captain america so do any avengers have any pressing business blade are any of you motherfuckers gonna help me fight the vampires please there are so many captain america no Wary Janes dump truck ass its always so funny to me that Blade is singlehandedly trying to stop the vampire apocalypse from happening in New York and you have every other superhero in New York just nah were
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