A monkey and a baboon were sitting together in church the pastor said turn to your neighbour and tell him you are beautiful the monkey turned and looked at the baboon and laughed then turned to the pastor and said you tell him yourself mi naah tell nuh lie inna Church 1316 A
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A mother in law said to her sons wife when the GELVATET Tol Keep Calm nd Oh Teck It Enjoy Some Craic dont mean to be rude but he doesnt look anything like my son LXE Eg RE lifted her skirt and said dont mean to be rude CGE TV TEER ET not a fucking photo copier
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Im drunk on my balcony the ET YA a YA fe eT VEY Z To BAT p To Sig Ne eTo SNe 1 wari To B BY Tal oF o Ql oTo M7eTo MR ToTo Mo To if Clale BE NICER AVERY TE screaming at her kids bc she told me to go fuck myself like her
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MY WIFE COMPLAINED NEED TO BE MORE SPONTANEOUS AND FUNNY SO I DRESSED UP AS A CLOWN AND CHASED HER ROUND THE HOUSE WITH A RUBBER KNIFE NOW SHE WANTS A DIVORCE THERES NO PLEASING SOME WOMEN
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The dog or the dishwasher cant tell can you
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Eight Ways To Say Your Fly Is Open 1 The cucumber has left the salad 2 Youve got Windows in your laptop 3 You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position 4 Your pod bay door is open Hal 5 The Buick is not all the way in the garage 6 Sailor Ned is trying to take a little shore leave 7 Youve got a security breach at Los Pantalones 8 Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod
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