lee denure
A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon The groom went to the front desk and asked for a room saying This is a very special casion Its our weddin night and we need your BEST room with a strong bed The clerk winked and asked Do you want the bridal The redneck fellow thought about it for a minute and then replied No guess not Ill just hold on to her
lee denure
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says Think Im gonna divorce the wife she aint spoke to me in over 2 months Earl spits overboard takes a long slow sip of beer and says Better think it over women like that are hard to find
Charlie Chocolate