Jacob Junior
A Wee Scottish Tale A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the St Andrews course A groundskeeper shouts Dinnae drink tha waater Ets foo ae coos shite an pish The golfer replies My Good fellow Im from England Could you repeat that for me in English The keeper replies said use two hands youll spill less that way
Joseph Mitchell
The man who owns the office park work out of has a strict No Looting policy He enforces this policy during every hurricane with the assistance of a fully functional Armored Personnel Carrier with a 50 caliber mounted machine gun God help the poor soul who tries to loot this spot OnlyInFlorida 4
Anthony Miller