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Kush keeperoftheday In French you dont say I miss you You say tu me manques which means you are missing from me Isnt that amazing Bubby ogbubby_ In Texas you dont say you all you say yall which means you all unless theres a lot of yall then its all yall which means all you all Isnt that amazing III
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A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year Another study found golfers drink on average 22 gallons of alcohol a year which means on average golfers get abo 41 miles to the gallon Kind of makes you proud almost feel like a hybrig
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Napoleon Dynamite
Il wish could sleep 1 but my ADD kicks in and P s f one sheep two sheep cow turtle duck old McDonald had a farm hey Macarena p
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