A Policeman on his horse says to little girl on her bike Did Santa get you that Yes she replies Well tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year and fines her 5 The little girl looks up at the Policeman and says Nice horse youve got there Did Santa bring you that too The Policeman chuckles and replies He sure did Well says the little girl Next year tell Santa the fuckin dick goes under the
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Where did Captain Hook buy his hook At a second hand store
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Ay 4T s A rgm FIF BRUCE JENNER GOES FlSSlNG WiLL WIS ICTURE BE ON A CARTON k OF HALF WALF 7
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Its my wifes birthday tomorrow shes been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house so Ive bought her a magazine rack
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THEM WHATS YOUR e0 fede U g ME FOR WHAT THEM PEOPLE YOUVE SLEPT WITH Hel iRy olilciop YOU SAW THE BASEMENT THEM WHAT ME WHAT
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