AL YOU SPENT YOUR WHOLE LIFE RESISTING EARTHLY TEMPTATIONS WELCOME TO HEAVEN FINALLY1 ALL THOSE YEARS OF CELIBACY WERE WORTH 1T BRAD YOU ONCE LET YOUR ROOMMATE FINISH A JAR OF OLIVES EVEN THOUGH YOU WIANTED THEM WELCOME TO HEAVEN skeLeToNCLAY
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Agni Gauss
Anthony Bourdain said Eat at a local restaurant tonight Get the cream sauce Have a cold pint at 4 oclock in a mostly empty bar Go somewhere youve never been Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you Order the steak rare Eat an oyster Have a negroni Have two Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you but have a drink with them anyways
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Jacob Junior
Snow Ho Ho HitCockBottom One time a guy picked me up to take me on our first date and he was playing this god awful metal music so turned it down and he legit made anillegal U turn and took my ass right back home without saying one word
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John Paul
o Rules are not necessarily sacred principles are The methods of the old order are not as some would have you believe above the challenge of youth Franklin D Roosevelt August 241935
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