alex turntine k turntineforwhat after tried to kill myself got really annoyed at people walking on eggshells around me so to prank my family and friends bought fake bangs put them on stupid facetimed ppl and said cut them myself and then watched everyone scramble to tell me how great they looked
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Отрубаюсь уже Но ещё надо умываться Так спи с утра умоешься С макияжем нельзя спать Для кожи вредно А откуда макияж знает что ты спишь
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Mark Manson
Ashley Ashley InTexas 15h Replying to JRoc23 The state live in Texas has a higher GDP than your entire country O206 84 QoK 230k JRoca Replying to Ashley_InTexas Thats nice Oh wait thats nonfactual just looked it up sorry 7 Readers added context The GDP of Texas is larger than the GDP of Canada dataworldbankorgindicatorNYG
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Olivia Veqqie
writing and nutmeg would you like a nice glass of blujayonthewing yeah just leave it on the table for me Il get some in a
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Joseph Mitchell
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