angryravenclaw A couple years ago was on vacation with my entire family and my cousin was like 11 and called himself the chosen one and started dubbing everyone like chosen one 37578 ect And one time we got a pizza and when the pizza guy got there my cousin got this thoughtful look and said You You are chosen one 2 My second in command And the pizza guy looked so touched
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Mark Manson
IS S S S Chris Pratt never uses a spit bucket When you do scenes where a character is eating you eat and then spit it out into a spit bucket Chris just keeps eating If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers I love that guy Aziz Ansari via misehry
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Jeremy Jordan
writing prompt s Youre teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes Youre brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future hoping to bring him fortune One day he questions you asking How Do Die calamitouserebus Surrounded by friends
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Joseph Mitchell
lowkeyalbert my toxic trait is i expect people to have common sense and i get mad when they dont 320 PM 26 Sep 22 Twitter Web App 383K Retweets 2179 Quote Tweets 112K Likes
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Zoey
me in my room in the dark at 3am tryna figure out whether thats my jacket or a headless man standing VERY still
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