As an airplane is about to crash a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces If Im going to die want to die feeling like a woman She removes all her clothes and asks Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman A man stands up removes his shirt and says Here iron this
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Ethan Dunne
Pulled out a nose hair today to see if it hurt judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to me on the bus it seems pretty painful
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Ethan Dunne
HEY BUDDY STILL FIGHTING WITH THE WIFE AMERICASBESTPICSCOM
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Ethan Dunne
was mugged by a thief last night on my way home Pointing a knife at me He asked me your money or your life told him am Married so have no money and no life We hugged and cried together It was a beautiful moment
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Ethan Dunne
Someone at a festival offered me a little bag of coke
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Damn time change had to go around and fix all my clocks
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