CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES An old man was lying on his deathbed With only hours to live he suddenly smelt chocolate chip cookies wafting up from the kitchen Driven on by his favourite smell he somehow managed to pull himself out of bed across the floor to the stairs and slowly down the stairs to the kitchen There the old mans wife was baking chocolate chip cookies With his last bit of energy mustering
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John Paul
When you clean the toilet so nicely that the only piece of shit left is your reflection
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Charlie Chocolate
omg you should watch FRIENDS its so funny Me watching FRIENDS
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Jeremy Jordan
mcdonalds sprite is that powerful because they milk it straight from the creature
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