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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed I turned to her and said Do you want to have Sex No she answered I then said Is that your final answer She didnt even look at me this time simply saying Yes So Hvilhenldllke to phone a friend And thats when the fight started e
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WALKED IN ON A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE MASTURBATING THE OTHER DAY THEYLOOKED SUPRISED WHEN IDIDNT STOP
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