Customer Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having Waiter Sorry sir but Im pretty sure she wants to eat it herself
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A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon The groom went to the front desk and asked for a room saying This is a very special casion Its our weddin night and we need your BEST room with a strong bed The clerk winked and asked Do you want the bridal The redneck fellow thought about it for a minute and then replied No guess not Ill just hold on to her
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The woman said to her beautician as she sat down for her appointment When youre finished with me will my husband think Im beautiful Y BN o ISR o N T4 beautician Does he still drink a lot
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Justin Staggs Staggfilms confession booth ME committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes PRIEST wow gotta hear this ME was angry and envious of my neighbor so lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didnt share PRIEST you forgot pride ME no Im pretty proud of this
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The Penis Study The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a mans Penis was larger than the shaft After 1 year and 180000 they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex After the US published the study the French decided to do their own study After 250000 and 3 years of research they concluded that the reason t
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