DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL OUT OF SOMEONES ASS INTO THE TOILET YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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Patricia Lee
Age 12 Fell off the bike at high velocity onto the gravel road biked 5 miles home Age 50 Used wrong pillow back was nonfunctional for two days
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Charlie Chocolate
NEWS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MEMORY BOTH KING AND CHUM SALMON HAVE DWINDLED TO ALMOST NOTHING AND THE STATE HAS BANNED SALMON FISHING ON THE YUKON CLIMATE CHANGE BE LIKE 4 0Js X W o l N1z olelo
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jojo9
Have you seen me in your yard Im a Stenopelmatus Please DONT kill me I would like to tell you a little about myself Many people also know me as a potato bug Jerusalem cricket Skull Insect Childface or Mother of Scorpion People get scared when they see me and want to kill me Reality is that Im running from you Im not a spider nor scorpion nor cricket and HAVE NO POISON My only weapon is my mandible
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Mark Manson
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards Thats right The steaks were pretty high
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Jeremy Jordan
kayla 4 kaywawice Whos idea was it to have this rehearsal dinner at an aquarium This dolphin has just been starring at the food
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