Dogs line up with Earths magnetic field when they poop They usually prefer the north south axis
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Wildone2
Please grant me the serenity to accept the people cant change the wisdom to avoid them when see them and the patience to not slap the shit out of them when cant avoid them
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HR explaining to me that o TaR o SRV TaTo THIS MUTHAFUCKA GOT THE RONA at every coworker who o3e01641S
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Arsalan Thie Why did get divorced Well last week was my birthday My wife didnt wish me a happy birthday My parents forgot and so did my kids went to work and even my colleagues didnt wish me a happy birthday As entered my office my secretary said Happy birthday boss felt so special She asked me out for lunch After lunch she invited me to her apartment We went there and she said Do you mind if go i
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Wildone2
A WOMANS POEM He didnt like the casserole and he didnt like my cake He said my biscuits were too hard not like his mother used to make didnt make the coffee right he didnt like my stew I didnt old his pants the way his mother used to do pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue Then turfed around and smacked the shit out of him Like his mother used to do
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Mark Manson
Anti gun actor Me evil gun owner Killed a human with agun Injured a human with agun
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