E POUR Y ET TLL GLASS OFOUA CFT OVFPR IT OH AND HERES A STRAW Q YOU CAN QWCK IT 1P
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jojo9
Not that Ive doubted the toughness of nurses or my sister but she was just pinned in a 70 car pileup in Fort Worth that killed 5 Crawled out the back of her totaled car popped some Tylenol picked up by co workers and now putting in a full days work at the hospital
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John Paul
Superman was bored one day and was flying around the city when he saw with his x ray eyes Wonderwoman in her apartment lying on her back in bed all naked and legs apart Soin a flash he swooped in an open window made love to her and quicker than lightning flew off What was that asked Wonderwoman l dont know said Invisible Man on top of her but my ass hurts like hell
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John Paul
When youre over 40 and they say just put a BandAid where it hurts
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jojo9
Send your lady some flowers to work on Valentines Day from a secret admirer If she dont bring the flowers home She cheating fam
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John Paul
o WEiHAD WHAT WAs CALL TIMES UP AND THEN WOULD merehnGET MY ASS BEAT
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