Everyone asked a 100 year old man for his health secrets The old man said Ill tell you a secret Ive been married for 75 years Promised my wife when we got married that when two people quarrel the loser has to walk for 5 kilometers Ive been walking 5 kilometers every day for 75 years Everyone asked again But how come your wifes very healthy as well The old man answered Ill tell you another secret S
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l The Library Louse TheLibraryLouse Are you ok Oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes Im fine
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When anyone tells me my biological clock is ticking tell them cant hear it since took the batteries out and stuck them in my vibrator
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Felt cute might turn unwo men to stone later idk 2 T
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earn and learn How many kids can yall afford right now based on whats in your account Lol vanessa i can only afford to swallow them at this point
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What does it mean when youre flirting with a guy and hes just crying and holding up a crucifix
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