I got banned from Weight Watchers for dropping a bag of MMs on the floor Was the best game of Hungry Hippos Ive ever seen
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went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket As was about to leave thought to myself that if fell off the bicycle the bottle would break So drank all the Scotch before cycled home It turned out to be a very good decision because fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home
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RULES TO TEACH YOUR SON IR CEIE I ELCEINEREE o RS 1nilglsNe W 2 Dont enter a pool by the stairs 3 The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king 4 In a negotiation never make the first offer 5 Request the late check out 6 When entrusted with a secret keep it 7 Hold your heroes to a higher standard 8 Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas CRISEVAY N oIS o s Mol fe oa h lf o VA1 1 8
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John Paul
HURT FEELINGS REPORT Date of Hurtfulness s Time What caused the butthurt D Someone posted D Offensive picture on the internet Was a tissue nesded for the tears Clves N Will you be able to move past it OY Ine DNocwro Reason for filing the Report check all that apply am an kol Im better than everyone sise am a crybaby Blmnpmoe am thin siunned It wasnt my joke am a Mttle bich No one liked my selfies
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Agni Gauss
CATCHING UP WITH AN OLD FRIEND FINDING OUT THEY ONLY REACHED OUT TOYOU BECAUSE THEY WANTTO RECRUITYOUFORA PYRAMID SCHEME
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