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Handjobs nsfw A man stands in front of a food truck and reads the menu Cheeseburger 5 Fries 3 Handjobs 10 He walks up to the window and there is a beautiful blonde working behind the counter Are you the one that gives the handjobs he asks handing her ten dollars Yes am she replies seductively Well wash your hands want two cheeseburgers
lee denure
Three Nurses working in a morgue discover a Dead Man with a hard on the 1st Nurse says l cant let tha go to waste rides him The 2nd Nurse does the same The 3rd Nurse hesitates explains she is on her period but does him anyway Then the Man sits up the Nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead The Man replies l was but after two jump starts a blood transfusion feel fuckin great Laughed my ass
lee denure
This man goes to confession and says Forgive me father for have sinned The nest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the man replies that he used the F word over the weekend The priest szys Oh okay just say three Hall arys and try to watch your Ianguae The man replies that he would like to confess as to why he said the F word The priest sighs and tells him to continue Well father played g
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