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sieep on harawood fioor with no pillow alarm goes off at Tam immediately kip up into a standing position and scream LETS GETIT S0 KB JPG shower with liquid nitrogen shave with a large hunting knife for breakfast 6 egg shells and 4 banana peels waterboard myself to build pain tolerance decide to go easy today do 5000 push ups and 2000 pull ups ready for the day at 2am
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Tweet Pressa When you listening to a song and it turns out to be the song you been looking for but never knew the name of it
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just shower thoughts Follow Somewhere in the world there is a tree that sprouted the same day you were born and has been growing along with vou
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B lesbianshepard Follow one time over christmas dinner my dad said something about how he respected margaret thatcher and his uncle just got up left the house and flew back to ireland nquai normalcy Follow I mean assume that this scene took place in England but its funnier if you assume that it was in North America Iesblamhepard Follow We live in New York Imao 45132 notes OO O
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