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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatterWhat are you doing she asked Hunting flies he replied Oh killed any she said Yep 3 males 2 females came the answer Intrigued the wife asked How can you tell them apart Husband 3 were on a beer can 2 were on the phone T amewicasaesTmes con
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A woman worked with locked me In her basement for two months and used me as a sex slave One day she forgot to lock the door and thought Great this was my chance So ran upstairs and grabbed the phone Half an hour later the plzza arrived and went back down to the basement
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Got arrested last night I guess in hindsight getting drunk and running through the Arbys nude yelling I HAVE THE MEAT Was a bad idea
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