Mark Manson
How i look at people with vomit on their shirt asking me why dont have kids
jojo9
A cabbie picks up a Nun The cab driver stares at her She asks him why hes staring and he says Ive always had a fantasy to kiss a nun She says lll kiss you if youre single and Catholic The cab driver says Im both The nun says Pull into an alley The nun then kisses him in a way that would make a heaker blush Back in the cab though the driver starts crying l lied Im married and Jewish The nun says Th
Joseph Mitchell