I have outlived my pecker The Penis Poem by Willie Nelson My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout Time was when on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now Ive got a full time job To find the fin thing It used to be embarrassing The way it would behave For every single morning It would stand and watch me shave Now as old age
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