Ill have the fuckin cheeseburger with the fuckin fries and some fuckin coffee
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A chemist walks into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall Whats wrong with him he asks his assistant He came in for some cough syrup the assistant explains But couldnt find any so sold him a bottle of laxatives instead What the chemist says horrified You cant treat a cough with laxatives E Of course you can the assistant declares Look at him hes far too scared to cough
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THE DAMN KID The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside after class one day Little Johnny why has your school work been so poor lately Im in love replied Little Johnny Holding back an urge to smile the teacher asked with whom With you he said But Little Johnny said the teacher gently dont you see how silly that is Sure Id like a husband of my own someday
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Im telling my kids this is Anthony Fauci
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Crac ked v a_simpl_man My wifes favorite spatula for dont know20 years broke on me this morning Could stay with you for just a couple of days 126 PM Nov 15 2021 Read the full conversation on Twitter
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