ist The Twist Vaio Its 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date Peggy Sue Peggy Sues father answers the door and invites him in He asks Bobby what theyre planning to do on the date Bobby politely responds that theyll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive in movie Peggy Sues father suggests Why dont you kids go out and screw hear all of the kids are doing it Bobby is shocked Excuse me sir
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CANDY BAR A little boy and an old man are sitting on a park bench The little boy unwraps a candy bar and eats it Then he eats a second one And a third fourth and fifth The old man watching this says You shouldnt be eating so many candy bars You will ruin your teeth and get fat The little boy responded My Grandfather lived to be 102 years old The old man replied Did your Grandfather eat 5 candy bar
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lee denure
A little girl was holding two apples with both hands Her mum came in and softly asked her little daughter with a smile my sweetie could you give your mum one of your two apples The girl looked up at her mum for some seconds then she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple and then quickly on the other The mum felt the smile on her face freeze She tried hard not to reveal her disappointment Then th
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