Ive often been asked What do you old folks do now that youre retired WellIm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer wine and vodka into urine I do it every day and I really enjoy it
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BINGO DING DING DING DING DING g0 Travis Tritt Travistritt Most all major commercial airlines in America are now flying at full capacity No social distancing Why is it okay for the public to sit right next to each other on a flight but not okay for them to sit next to each other in a concert venue church or at school
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2 dyslexics run QICELEDUED LR LT Airin the hands Mother Stickers This is a Fuck up
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Oh Lord please keep all the stupid people from breeding Were getting badly outnumbered down here
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Wife have a bag full of used clothing Id like to donate Husband Why not just throw it in the trash Thats much easier Wife Butthere are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes Husband Honey anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving Husband is recovering from a head injury now
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