l 64 A Priest kept chickens at his village One evening the cock went missing At the church mass prayer gathering the priest asked Who has a cock All the men got up No meant who has seen a cock All the women got up No No Who has seen a cock that isnt theirs Half the women got up Oh for Heavens sake Who has seen my cock All the nuns got up
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Thought I was having a hot flash this morning Then I realized it was just my boobs in my coffee
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Bear tries to enter home through cat door Gets stuck Me Grabs nearest lubricant Me Goes around the back of the house Me Unzigs pants
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Nudes in a ELT TG T T important Yes LGEL Y RTET EIET TS your titties for the 139th time damnit
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rWhen was a boy my dad gave me money to go downtown and pay the electric bill but instead bought raffle tickets for a chance to win a new truck told my dad when got home and he beat my ass but the next morning in the driveway sat a brand new truck We all held each other and cried especially me because it was the truck from the electric company there to turn off the lights Dad beat my ass again 552
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