Lady goes to a tattooist and asks for Christmas down one inner thigh and New Year on the other inner thigh She pays the guy and goes to leave his curiosity gets the better of him so he asks why did she choose those tattoos Well my husband is always moaning theres nothing to eat between Christmas and New Year well there is NOW
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Recent Studies say that Masturbating 2x ERTLTY 1 G R Life Expectancy by 20 Ive done the Math Im Immortal GermanChocolate
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One day a boy asked his father Dad what is between moms legs The father reply The door to heaven Then what is between yours the boy asked The father said The key to the door Then the boy said I think you should change the lock because our nelghbor has the spare key
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