LeadLORD healer propellant Unnecessary PROPELIANT 4 93 OF MATCH ON FIRE
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one time i dreamt A girl liked convinced me to stab a man so did Felt guilty for a bit then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours going about my business walking my dog Eventually was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why had a bloody knife told him was looking after it for my bogan cousin He said Youre under arrest and was lik
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ThePhantomX ZaPhantomX Yesterday went to McDonalds and heard a little kid screaming Mom hurry up Theres only 4 Happy Meals left was the next in line so told the cashier Can have 4 Happy Meals please saw how his face shifted from smiling to crying it was beautiful
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Jamlekanney i G TN ET T Im amazed by people who lose weight w exercise When exercise nothing happens bc my DNA still thinks Im a European peasant So its like Oh Are we running from the English again lass Dinnae ye worry well keep ye plump as a partridge to outlast the murderous bastards
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was unable to find child care for my daughter this week so we have been hanging out Today took her for a 5km runbike ride I try to run and she bikes Halfway she looked at me and said this is the best day of my life daddy If anyone needs me am out buying a pony
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C Jacqueline Today 436 PM Ive never seen the office Today 840 PM Just like how ur a vegan Ok thats even worse Wait annual Doesnt that mean you cheat every year What the hell So ur not vegan You cheat every year So what do you eat when you cheat Dog you cheat every year tho For how long WHAT YOU GOT ME SO PRESSED RN WTF SO UR NOT VEGAN Youre shitting me right Please tell me ur shitting me Is this l
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