Little Johnny likes to gamble One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city Johnnys daddy thinks Il get a head start on Johnnys gambling So he calls the teacher and says My son Johnny wil be starting your class tomorrow but he kes to gamble so youll have to keep an eye on The teacher says OK she can handle it The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an ap
22
1
0
Wildone2
COPS JUST CAME TOMY HOUSE SAYING MY DOG HAD CHASED SOMEONE ON ABIKE TOLD THEM TO FUCK OFF MY DOG HASNT EVEN GOT ABIKE
19
0
0
Wildone2
Her Ill bet hes thinking about other women Him If she farts like that again Im gonna press ETL
7
0
0
Wildone2
Maria a devout Catholic got married and had 15 children After her first husband died she remarried and had 15 more children a few weeks after her second husband died Maria also passed away At Marias funeral the priest looked skyward and said At last theyre finally together Her sister sitting in the front row said Excuse me Father but do you mean she and her first UVEET RT ERT Tf ELE husband The pr
13
1
0
Wildone2
DIE ARENT ER ET RT EY LY stopped Tiffany from licking herself in public
Memes Today – is an entertainment platform built primarily on Android and iOS mobile apps. In order to use the full functionality of Memes Today, we ask you to download the mobile application available from the links below. By downloading the App, you can like, comment, save posts to favorites, share the content.
