Little Johnny runs down the stairs In tears Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic His mother asked Whats wrong Dad was hanging pictures and he hit his thumb with the hammer said little Johnny through his tears Thats not so serious soothed his mother Il know you are upset but a big boy like you shouldnt cry at something like that why didnt you just laugh I did sobbed Johnny
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lee denure
Bee Son Dad want to marry Dad Say Sorry Son For what Dad Say Sorry Son But for what Dad You first say Sorry Son But whats my fault Dad You first say Sorry Son At least tell me the reason Dad First say Sorry Son Ok Dad Im sorry Dad Now you are ready for marriage my son Your training is complete Youve learned to say sorry without any reason
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lee denure
My friends wife left him last week Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Cralc She said she was going out for milk and never came back asked him how he was coping He said i o19 oT MAN oT TT using some of that TAT TET EST
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lee denure
BITCH GAVE ME THE PUSSY AND THE NEXT DAY WENT PAY THER RENT UP FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR SHE WENT TOLDAHER HOMEGIRL ABOUT IT AND DID THE SAME SHIT FOR HER MY HOMEGIRL GONE CALL ME AND ASK ME WHAT TYPE OF PUSSY THESE BITCHES GOT THAT GOT YOU PAYING THEY RENT UP FOR A YEAR TOLD HER SECTION 8 PUSSY THEM BITCHES RENT AINT BUT 1200AMONTH eo oe
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jojo9
CITYAM SUNDAY 06 FEBRUARY 2022 255 PM Mark Zuckerberg and team consider shutting down Facebook and Instagram in Europe if Meta can not process Europeans data on US servers
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Ed Clift
The US Bobsled team is renaming their sled Biden because nothing will take America downhill faster
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