LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND The advert says Im looking for a new husband Id like a good husbhand that doesnt hit me doesnt go out drinking at night and also satisfies me in bed A few days later someone knocks on her front door It turns out to be a man on a wheelchair with no arms and no legs The man says l saw your advert and think would be a good husband The woman looks at him confused So youre not
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A teacher asked his students to share what their dads do for a living Little Johnny said My dads a stripper at a gay club and he turns tricks in the alley to earn extra money After class teacher pulled him aside and said Johnny is your dad really a stripper at a gay club Little Johnny said No hes a reporter for CNN but was too embarrassed to say that
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