Charlie Chocolate
me trying to explain to my hoss that working in an office full of 5 feet of liquid mercury is unhealthy for the workers
Sophia Rich
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write super girl on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote shit on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad Iaughed so hard he cried
Anthony Miller
Q Mark Robinson robboma24 L Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting into your eyes but when do have something in my eye its always an eyelash Eyeronic
Joseph Mitchell