My girlfriend is half my size but takes up three quarters of our bed If my math is correct shes a fuckin bitch
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Gaie Houston
thinking about pondering my orb at work
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Wildone2
asked my husband to decorate the stair railing for Christmas oooooo So now Im about to decorate his head
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Wildone2
Interviewer So where do you see yourself in five years Me Id say my biggest weakness is listening
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Wildone2
LIFE ISNT GOING TO DOYOUANY FAVORS IF SOMETHINGINYOURLIFE MAKES YOU UNHAPPY PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND CHANGE IT
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Husband Why are the defective condoms lying on the sofa Wife What Where WH K RN e Rilale RisElnalTale ofopa SN o Tl Ta Lo 1H1 S Lo o B I will kill you if u dont stop calling our children Defective Condoms
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