My missus is pissed off with me again Last night while she was fast asleep gently removed her tampax and 1ol ToTe B A1 g I Wo k144 popper leaving the string hanging out Im telling you That womans got no fucking sense of humour at all
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00 Stop making vibrators so loud My room sounding like a barbershop
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Pack your bags boys were going to Germany
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Things Im Super Good At 1 Forgetting someones name 10 seconds after they tell me 2 Putting things in a safe place and then forgetting where that is 3 Digging through the trash for the food box just tossed because already forgot the directions 4 Leaving laundry in the dryer until it wrinkles Then turning on the dryer to dewrinkle Then forgetting it again 5 Writing out a grocery list and then realiz
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ts christmas and 20 is b 20
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IM NOT A TAXIDERMIST B T ILL GLADL STUFF XX YOUR BEAVER
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