My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner So I took the battery out of the smoke alarm
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This chef on TV just said B VUG CRUETCER 1 8 TS LENL Tl NG T AT ERVTE TS talking about food but stilltook itas a compliment
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The Science Shows WOMEN WAKE UP YAWNING MEN WAKE UP WITH CUNAq 0 COINCIDENCE
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The IRS has returned my tax return to me this year after apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly In response to the question Do you have anyone dependent on you wrote 95 million illegal immigrants 11 million crack heads 34 million unemployable scroungers 80000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 650 idiots in Washington The IRS stated the answer gave was unacceptable then wrote back Who
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A Woman Sends a Text to Her Husband Honey dont forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you Husband Who is Valerie Wife Nobody just wanted you to answer to have confirmation that you saw my text Husband But Im with Valerie right now thought you saw me Wife What Where are you Husband Near the bakery Wife Wait Im coming right now After 5 minutes his wife se
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I finally did it Bought a new pair of shoes with memory foam insoles No more forgetting why walked into the kitchen
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