My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead shes at the ER now her face all swollen and bruised she almost died Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel
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GIRLS SHOULD STOP SAYING ALL MEN ARE THE SAME DN R TR TRY THEM ALL HOE
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PICKED UP A HITCHHIKER LAST NIGHT HE SEEMED SURPRISED THAT ID PICK UP A STRANGER AND ASKED THANKS BUT WHY WOULD YOU PICK ME UP HOW DO YOU KNOW IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER TOLD HIM THE CHANCES OF TWO SERIAL KILLERS IN ONE CAR WOULD BE ASTRONOMICAL
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NSV ATEICIRETCRG bouquet off my coffin VAT R R o e R o see who is next
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APERFECT MARRIAGE 1S JUST TWO IMPERFECT PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO GIVE UP ON EACH OTHER o
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What is the difference between I like you and I love you Beautifully answered by Buddha When you like a flower you just pluck it But when you love a flower you water it dally e One who understands this understands life
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