NE SENIOR THREE WOMEN TWO YOUNGER AND O CITIZEN WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY THAT WAS MY PAGER SHE SAID l HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM AFEW MINUTES LATER A PHONE RANG THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR WHEN SHE FINISHED SHE EXPLAINED THAT W
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Grandmas Boyfriend A 5 year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture At one point she looked up and asked Grandma how come you dont have a boyfriend Grandma replied Honey my TV is my boyfriend can sit in my bedroon and watch it all day long The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good The comedies make me laugh Im so ha
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To do list you on the couch you on the floor you in the car you on the table
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A little boy got on the bus sat next to a man reading a book and noticed he had his collar backwards The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards Q The man who was a priest said l am a Father The little boy replied My Daddy is also a father but he doesnt wear his collar like that The priest looked up from his book and answered l am the Father of many 6 The boy said My Dad has 4 boys 4 gir
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