OLDER GUYS ARE BETTER AT FINGERING BECAUSE THEY BUILT UP THE PROPER MUSCLES DIALING ROTARY PHONES
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Just Sayi True Facts NOW SIR REPEAT AFTER ME I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT FROM THIS POINT BECAUSE EVERYTHING 1 SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST ME FOREVER
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Ethan Dunne
le Wad You could bea ese twin RO brother whogg a date and youre the only one Wth an ass
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Ethan Dunne
My co worker said to me today You shouldnt eat red meat said My grandfather lived to be 100yrs old He said Did he eat red meat I said No he minded his own business
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Ethan Dunne
I bought a racehorse today Ive called it My Face dont care if he doesnt win just want to hear thousands of posh tarts shouting Come on Mz Face
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Ethan Dunne
got banned from Weight Watchers for dropping a bag of MMs on the floor Was the best game of Hungry Hippos Ive ever seen S
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