My 3 year old asked how long he had to wait until he could stop listening to me told him he had to listen to me for the rest of his life He looked me dead inthe eyes and said ll listen to you for the rest of YOUR life Toddlers are cold blooded man
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Gaie Houston
rabbiteclair nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack
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Agni Gauss
do u ever randomly smell a certain place and setting from a long time nose is like HEY HERES A QUICK WHIFF OF YOUR KINDERGARTEN CLASS DURING LUNCHTIME and you dont even know how your nose
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Joe Sargent
IHBASE YOU GIT TOETT YOU STILL DONT GIVE A FUCK eeeee
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Anthony Miller
LR llEI QR UCla IS N R e R ol ol SR R olf o Tgle deadlier version of the piranha It has 32 teeth that are of similar size to those of a great white shark and has been known to attack humans and even crocodiles It has only ever been caught by a handful of fishermen due to the danger it poses
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