PELRVIIE GENITg 8 years ago made an appointment at my dentist and under what do you wish to be called wrote The Chosen One and forgot about it Today overheard the receptionist say Please let the doctor know The Chosen One is here Theyve been using it this whole time
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Two good ol boys in a Arkansas trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the WalMart After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd Ifn was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday make love to your wife while you was off huntin and she got pregnant and had a baby would that make us kin The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute scratched hi
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To the asshole who put mustard packets under the toilet rim Nothing in this world would give me more pleasure than finding out who you are digging up your childhood pet and beating you with its corpse
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