Two hours into my first day of work as a Wal Mart greeter a woman came in with her two kids Hearing her swear at them said Good morning welcome to Wal Mart Nice kids are they twins The mom answered Hell no they aint twins The oldest ones 9 and the other ones 7 Why would you think theyre twins Are you blind or stupid replied Im not blind or stupid just couldnt believe someone slept with you twice H
CALLED MY STOCK BROKER AND ASKED WHAT WE SHOULD BE BUYING HE SUGGESTED BOTTLED WATER CANNED GOODS AND AMMUNITION
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Patricia Lee
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