roughrimjob burned like 34 of my forearm on the oven while was making chicken and my mom was like honey put some butter on it it draws the heat out so she was rubbing a stick of butter on my arm and my stepdad was like whats for dinner as he walked in and saw her slathering my arm in butter and he just slowly backed away
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Gaie Houston
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Gaie Houston
Hear me out a food truck that sells chicken sandwiches Ill park it next to Chick Fil A and itll only be open on Sundays Ill call it Side Chick
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jojo9
pawsthomasanderson All 3 generations of Godzilla suit wearers walking down the street together v returnofpowerbastard that street must be huge
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Agni Gauss
Dont waste time debating what a good man should be Just be one Marcus Aurelius
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Jacob Junior
Skips found out Rigby was cheating in arm wrestling and turned him into a hashtag omg
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