A nurse walks into a 1L Q EWANGE TR e after an 18 hour shift She grabs a deposit slip pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it When she realizes her mistake she looks at the Eo oI e IS e R 1 T TT B without missing a beat CEVER N R P 1S TR o 71 SM To 0 R T1S g To 55 got my pen
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BENEFITS OF A GOOD VOCABULARY RECENTLY CALLED AN OLD ENGINEERING BUDDY OF MINE AND ASKED WHAT HE WAS WORKING ON THESE DAYS HE REPLIED THAT HE WAS WORKING ON AQUA THERMAL TREATMENT OF CERAMICS ALUMINUM AND STEEL UNDER A CONSTRAINED ENVIRONMENT WAS IMPRESSED UNTIL UPON FURTHER INQUIRY LEARNED THAT HE WAS WASHING DISHES WITH HOT WATER UNDER HIS WIFES SUPERVISION
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A King enrolled his donkey in a race won Local paper read KINGs ASS WON The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen The local paper then read QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN The king fainted Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10 Next day paper read QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10 The queen fainted The next day king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey an
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BAR BRA Same letters different words but both keep men waiting eagerly till they open
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Shes single She lives right across the street can see her place from my patio watched as she got home from work this evening was surprised when she walked across the street up my driveway and knocked on the door rushed to open it she looks at me and said l just got home and have this strong urge to have a good time dance get drunk and make love tonight Are you doing anything tonight quickly replie
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