Someone Told Me Have Two Faults Dont Listen And Some Other Shit IS AVCICEEle
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A cabbie picks up a Nun The cab driver stares at her She asks him why hes staring and he says Ive always had a fantasy to kiss a nun She says Ill kiss you if youre single and Catholic The cab driver says Im both The nun says Pull into an alley The nun then kisses him in a way that would make a heeker blush Back in the cab though the drive starts crying l lied Im married and Jewish The nun says Tha
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BREAKING NEWS John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID 19 but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive Apparently he had chills that were multiplying
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A 10 year old girl asks her mum mummy how was i born The mother smiled and replied Once upon a time me and your daddy decided to plant a wonderful little seed Daddy put It in the Earth and i took care of if every single day After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant So we took the plant dried it smoked it and got so high
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T ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CREEPY BANJO KID FROM THE MOVIE DELIVERANCE
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