STOP SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME IM NOTA SLUT BULLSHIT YOUVE BEEN COCKED MORE TIMES THAN JOHN WAYNES RIFLE
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Ethan Skidmore
Friendship between women A woman doesnt come home one night The next day she tells her husband she had slept over at a girlfriends house The husband calls his wifes 10 best friends None of them know anything about it Friendship between men A man doesnt come home one night The next day he tells his wife he had slept ove at a friends househewrfe calls her husbands 10 b friends Eight of them he had s
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Ethan Skidmore
you ran out you farted and a piece of corn hit me in the forehead
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Ethan Skidmore
Sir please understand to buy an anti depressant pill you need a proper prescriptionSimply showing your marriage certificate wifes picture is not enough
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Ethan Skidmore
1 bought a racehorse today Ive called it My Face dont care if he doesnt win just want to hear thousands of posh tarts shouting Come on My Face T aAmEmicasasstPicscoM
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