Shes single She lives right across the street can see her place from my patio watched as she got home from work this evening was surprised when she walked across the street up my driveway and knocked on the door rushed to open it she looks at me and said l just got home and have this strong urge to have a good time dance get drunk and make love tonight Are you doing anything tonight quickly replie
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Ethan Skidmore
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Ethan Skidmore
5 Due to a power outage The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen a 3 yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby Little Connor was born The paramedic lifted him by his feet and spanked him on his bottom And he began to cry The paramedic then asked the wide eyed 3 yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed She q
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Patricia Lee
l sandersstudies love genuinely innocent boys will be boys Just saw a guy come out of a frat house to poke a pair of jeans theyd left outside they were frozen solid and as soon as he confirmed that like twenty more boys came rushing out of the house going YOOOOO00000
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