Simon @_smcf X.com Japanese people drop the "we're so boring and we love rules" thing as soon as they consume one drink. This is the problem with Germans. They clock out of work and continue being German. "Come we will party at der nachtclub" and they take you but the doorman is like "HALT! You are not sufficiently homosexual. Please depart quietly
Adam Griggs @businessraptor My son's little league team was short a few players for a scrimmage yesterday, so a couple dads got to play. For years, I've made my son carry my glove in his bag just for this very opportunity. 3 for 3 and I threw my own kid out at first. Glory. But I can't walk today.
This is my new favorite picture. This man couldn't afford a ring so he proposed with a kitten. Julie: Starting a marriage with not being able to afford jewelry is a wild. James: Starting a marriage with love instead of debt? Absolute insanity.
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